Saturday, November 25

Nonsense

Student fails exams because a year has only 365 days

It's not the fault of the student if he/she fails,
because the year ONLY has 365 days.

Typical academic year for a student:

1. Sundays - 52 Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are for rest.
Days left 313.

2. Summer holidays - 50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study.
Days left 263.

3. 8 hours daily sleep - 130 days GONE.
Days left 141.

4. 1 hour for daily playing- (good for health)means 15 days.
Days left 126.

5. 2 hours daily for food & other delicacies chewing
properly & swallowing) -means 30days.
Days left 96.

6. 1 hour for talking(human is a social animal)
- means 15 days. Days left 81.

7. Exam days - per year at least 35 days.
Days left 46.

8. Quarterly, half yearly and festival (holidays) - 40days.
Days left 6.

9. For sickness - at least 3 days.
Days left 3.

10. Movies and functions- at least 2 days.
1 day left.

11. That 1 day is your birthday.

How can you study on that day?!?!?!?!?!?!
Balance =0"
How can a student pass ?????"

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